"I think the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want."
“It’s funny though, the Abuse Team’s lot in life is to stop abuse on LiveJournal. Why aren’t they the help team? I mean, that leads me to believe that there can only be an arch-enemy Help Team from DieJournal whose sole purpose is to abuse LiveJournal. It’s like a firetruck — they’re out there to stop fires. Well fuck that man, I’ve got a water truck and I’m gonna burn down everything in site. Who wants a ride on my water truck? Do you? Well hop on in, we’re gonna go fight water where ever we find it. It’s not easy being a firefighter they say, well try being a waterfighter… Are we at an understanding?” — Darren Criss